Man, first Breaking Bad, now Parks and Rec, I'm running out of shows to watch.

That's ENOUGH Gloria!

Watching it counts as punishment.

"They had some dehydrated kind of mushroom tart thing with pickled vegetables and cream on top—it was insane but so good."

I thought when the Lich started growing human-like flesh it was going to be revealed that he was Finn's Dad as a complete swerve.

No mention that Jerry uses a colander to help find his wedding ring any time he accidentally swallows it? For shame.

Pepe Le Pew = SVU Perpetrators

I laughed harder and longer at this than anything else during my entire childhood:

I'm still waiting for Susan Strong to return.

'Murica.

I'm so conflicted, on one hand I want Richard Sherman, Marshawn Lynch and Derrick Coleman to win while also wanting Pete Carroll and Golden Tate to lose. Then I want the Broncos to win just so Champ Bailey can have a ring. Damn sports.

Probably why it took three weeks.

Are we sure Rigby misspelled his name? I thought the B was already printed on the bag and Rigby put the arrow in so he didn't have to write another letter. He's just being extremely lazy.

It was supposed to be on until Thanksgiving I believe.

I feel "Maybe that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time." qualifies also.

I feel like the pterodactyl is glossed over in this review. THERE ARE FUCKING DINOSAURS IN THE LAND OF OOO, PEOPLE!

Patsy Kensit's tits rocketed me into puberty.

"Sunning and fluffing their beards" is one of my absolute favorite lines in Simpsons history.

Agreed, He was the best part of Hulk.

Dennis Quaid a better Doc Holliday?  It's like I don't even know you anymore @avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus .