As soon as I'm old enough
I'm definitely getting a set of "Drinking Teeth".

Just throw it over the fence, let Arby's handle it.

I'm going to put that picture of the naked broad holding her arm out for an eagle to land on my corporate letterhead from now on.

Marge: I know. How 'bout we play the basketball? I'm no Harley Globetrotter, but…

Spicy Chicken Sangwiches are where it's at.

Check the timestamp Tasha, I was first. CHOKE ON MY NERDINESS!

You must have meant…
"…largely serves as backdrop to a standard-issue hero's-quest/Chosen One narrative of the type that was old when Merlin was an old man,"

Stewart, I'll applaud that post.

What does it all mean?
I dreamed last night that Lebron James was dating my girlfriend, but in my dream, she had actually been dating Paul Teutel, Jr. of American Chopper fame before LBJ stole her away. It was surreal and depressing at the same time. I hate my subconscious.

We're in agreement, Jorge. BA-GOCK!

Harpo throwing the radio he mistakes for a safe out the window in "Duck Soup" generated possibly the hardest laugh I've ever partaken in.

(Rufus slaps Bob Roland after hearing a dirty insult)
Rufus: You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Where'd you hear that story?
Bob Roland: Why, you told it to me.
Rufus: Oh yes, I remember. I should have slapped Mrs. Teasdale's face when she told it to me.

It's entirely possible, cause I want to make sweet, sweet love to it, then marry it.

The evicted song, my new drug of choice:

Thanks Riggy, I felt like I was taking crazy pills or something.

Transporter 2?
Statham totally doesn't have the body mass to match up with Predator's cast.

Brian Posehn as the head businessman was enough to ensure I watched all future episodes.

As wacky as those kids were, they were no match for Captain Wacky, later renamed Homer.

I still don't understand the Infield Blern Rule.

Possibly my favorite line: