If zords showed up
I'd go see it. That first season Megazord, none of that Space or Ninja crap. Also maybe the Dragonzord. That Tommy was such a dreamboat.

Pilot airs in October.

If you haven't yet
WATCH THAT VIDEO, at least until the 25 second mark so you can enjoy the glorious high five two middle aged fat white guys give each other as Shaggy bursts into what is probably their favorite song.

Gonna need to get this
"Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe."

And you must be Doc Holliday.

Powers coming out of the opium den and howling at the moon - awesome.

The original book had monkey butlers? Awesome!

OrangeCrush, don't give in to your THROBBING BIOLOGICAL URGES.

I posit Nickelback's worst song as the "Chuss like, uh papehback novel-instead of uh hollehwood horrah" one.

I always took a sick sense of pleasure in Maury's paternity test results. A woman coming back to test the seventh potential father being "150% sure" that this guy was the real daddy was icing on the cake. Plus the guy high fiving other guys in the audience when he found out he was NOT the father.

How 'bout that gnarly old goat dude?

If there's still room in there Beige, sign me up.

Didn't he then perform "Sabotage" while singing as Edith Bunker? Good times.

Get right the fuck out Bucky. I never knew that.

Finally, the one guy at Dreamworks who wanted to name it "Shrek 4ever After" is vindicated.

That Agony Booth review was gold. And now I've got my lunchtime reading set with their takedowns of Godzilla and Manos. Thanks.

What's worse. That I saw Johnny English when it came out and am an unabashed Rowan Atkinson fan, or would definitely go see a sequel?

I may have watched Arthur straight into high school. Then there came an episode where Arthur, after continually bemoaning DW watching "Mary Moo-Cow", ended up loving a show called "The Love Ducks". Which of course DW thought was far too babyish for her.

The first picture is of him looking at Johnny Five. Decidedly not awesome.

First time I heard B.O.B. was the "Rage" version of it. At the time I thought it was the only version and loved it, but could still hear the funk driving it. I say both iterations are awesome.