Wait, so the Lizardmen AREN'T coming to rule over us? That's a load off my mind.

I'm pretty sure…
…that this comment section will be full of well thought out responses and won't get ugly given the subject matter.

What!?
Why was the fact that he nearly blinded Pierce Brosnan not brought up when he visited Mythbusters to test throwing card dangers?

Ten bucks says…
…he's not as charming as Louis Theroux, considering this seems to be "Weird Weekends" with Bob Saget instead.

Actually, I think Paul from The Wonder Years could fight you off!

Plus it had Sunshine from Remember the Titans almost getting raped!

How big is the turnip in question?

Why wouldn't he? They're delicious!

I was in the audience…
…when Feelin' Kinda Patton was recorded. I can be heard to drunkenly scream "The NUGE!" along with about five other drunkards when he gets into his bit about 80s metal videos and Night Ranger. How delightful.

My preference goes to ESPN1000 in Chicago. Waddle and Silvy make my day, particularly Waddle.

Muppet Family Christmas
Watch out for that ice patch!

*CLICK* *CLICK, CLICK*

My personal highlight:

Complete waste of a sock man!

That's what sidekicks are for!
There ya go, helped ya out of a jam!

Geddy Lee Marvin, excellent subtle work.

PRAY…FOR…MOJO

My new favorite shtick.

Delightful
"-and our trees to start growing delicious tacos instead of boring old leaves?"

My favorite part was watching the African Wild Dogs coordinate their hunt from the air. Or possibly the worms on the roof of the cave that fish for moths using their own saliva.