If we can be serious for a moment…If you ever have the chance to try real jamon serrano, do not pass it up.

Horse: It's Ron. You could have asked.

I hate to nitpick, but Majesty Shredding had the lyrics included. Also, this is my favorite record of all time.

I saw FNM and Helmet in maybe 1993 when I was about 15. My mom let me go with my sister's boss from the record store she worked at. He looked exactly like Charles Manson. He attempted to stage dive during the show and Mike Patton tackled him, held him down and shouted into the microphone, "I fucking caught him. I…

I listened to the Marc Maron interview. That would be the funniest thing ever if Scheer made up the horrible childhood to one up Maron's constant whining about his own. It's just kind of strange and sad if true.

I saw the Pixies a few times since they got back together and it got progressively worse each time. The last show I saw Black Francis sat on the drum riser drinking water during the solo in Vamos.

My mother has cancer.

Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?

Man on the Moon was a horrible movie filled with terrible acting. It played like a Lifetime movie.

I saw the Boredoms in 93 opening for Nirvana in an arena. The crowd seemed confused and then angry.

King Khan!

Yeah, that's normally a dead prostitute look. Damn it. Now I've got a boner.

20+? So you get erections looking at 12 year old girls? Are you registered?

Last time I saw them Damian gave me a really gross and sweaty bear hug. Even if you don't care for the music the live show is really something.

They're both fucking awesome.

Billy!
Why didn't you ask him why he didn't learn to play drums as Billy on Fifteen? That air drumming powerful sucked.

My childhood home was such a shit hole they tore it down after it sat vacant for ten years. Thanks for the memories, shitty pop band.

I'd watch more French cinema if it were movies about tarts having conversations about boils.

Superchunk opening for the Get Up Kids. I had to leave before the headliner because they're fucking terrible.

I saw Arcade Fire at the 15 Year Mergefest in 2004. Same shtick as now, but smaller stage.