Jacksonville is not a real city.

Glad to know your the one who chooses what a "real" job represents.  Apparently your job is to post about your loser friends on websites…

The Rock version or Kattan?

Maybe Madonna will co-host.

How is his character sad?  Living at home and having a belly full of white dog shit seems pretty normal to me.

Who invited debbie downer to the party?

He's in a fraternity, so it's tough.  None of them even knew the new Shins album was coming out!

Too bad that movie sucked.

It's why people hate America.

Kelis?

are you confusing Gad or Lovett with Lovitz, because I can understand both.

Yeah, but they are only 3G

Walker Texas Ranger

Neither does Snoop

Whenever talking about the Wire its breaking news.

RAWR!!!

I thought they did… 

Wouldn't you hope its terrible then?

Don't google Wifey, comes up with something totally different.

Yeah like a woman could really hold a position of power.