So, like… a wizard then?

Probably about as complex and sophisticated as Sanders'.

Our first dance was to Teenage Fanclub's "When I Still Have Thee."

Great. Another pilot season where I don't get called in for auditions I could handle.

…oh.

Was he in The Clean?

Moose played by actual moose.

Adrien Brony?

Al Pacino sings "Scarf Ace of Spades."

But also the only landmass not free of CGI lemurs, so that's a tradeoff.

"Millennials?" You mean "children." Nobody over the age of 15 or so cares about any of these YouTube people whose entire act consists of "here's someone doing a deliberately annoying voice with no jokes."

Lassie Go Home, You're Drunk.

Fine. More "Fill Your Heart" for the rest of us.

Who do they think they are, Wuher?

What did you need cleared up about it?

You should give it a chance… then again, the "supernatural horror stuff" is the main reason I barely managed to finish the first season. That nonsense would've been supremely dumb if it had been real in the world of the show, and that it all amounted to a fake-out was almost as dumb.

You're describing the worst things about the first season. (Well, aside from the total lack of a coherent structure.)

They probably both would've been better at 4-6 hours rather than 8. But 2 holds together as a whole, whereas 1 reaches its logical end point a little over halfway through the season and then just sort of twiddles its thumbs.

Except it wasn't "muddled." It was very straightforward.

I mean, it wasn't half as bad as that HBO show Lucky Louie. Whatever happened to THAT guy?