I mean, this was an era where the characters from another show were straight up telling each other to "sit on it," so…

They do a thing about a vampire that keeps a diary. "October 17, 2012: Yup, still a vampire. I hope Tommy kisses me." I'm told it's not bad.

Egon.

Why does the CW think we want a TV show about the early lives of Bernie Mac and Cedric the Entertainer anyway?

Hey, is Civ 5 even worth doing? I gave it a shot, but it felt really squishy (particularly in terms of new cities affecting research etc.)… I'm back on Civ 4. Am I missing out? If so, what am I missing?

Oh, wow. I didn't realize they even did an expansion for Papers Please.

Are they going to do X-Wing Alliance at some point?

So, is she the new Anna Faris, i.e. someone who gets weirdly praised for being likable in terrible projects, but then it just turns out she doesn't have the comic sense necessary to pick good projects?

Probably!

Fuck you, my ratings are the BEST.

I auditioned for this. Didn't get it. But the pilot script was REALLY good.

So is "I Wanna Be Your Dog."

That's not really even part of her act. Her actual act, at any rate.

What? Yeah, it's not as though I've been to network headquarters or anything. I was just commenting based on the notion of making a TV show about Sean Hayes in 2013.

NBC in general thinks of Will and Grace as a lot more fondly remembered than it actually is.

Well, I'd imagine that Sgt. Mom, Mom Police is a lot cheaper to produce than Revolution.

Tell me it's just Elliott Smith's "Needle in the Hay" with different lyrics.

Eh, he's not that fat. Or that slovenly? Personally, I've always thought of him as a sort of human Ray Smuckles.

I could start smoking.

That's just one insane person. Or one insane person and her sister, who is also insane? Not clear on the exact details. They've been stalking Tig for years, at any rate. She's got a restraining order. A sad story.