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Erik Charles Nielsen
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…after "King of America", before "Almost Blue"? That's in a whole lower reach of the chart for me, though. I feel like "King" is the only time he consistently made that sound work, and even that's kind of patchy.

This is one of my ten favorite Elvis Costello albums, which is saying more than it sounds like.

It's a little more difficult to do with a show whose cast and crew has gone on to other things.

Ben and Kate? Nope.

Meanwhile, a more commercially viable show is renewed by a consortium of talking horses.

CSI: Cyber goes direct to streaming. A show about computers, written for an audience that doesn't understand computers, broadcast only on computers.

I saw the first five minutes of it once. I'm still not sure what the answer here is.

He prefers to be called Dwayne Johnson now.

More importantly, we need to license Scott. I have met too many weird Scotts in my lifetime for it to be a coincidence.

I just read that as "a weekly lead-in from America’s Goat Talent." I have to admit I'd watch that.

And yet nobody blames '90s Beastie Boys.

Black Sabbath says hi.

I've never been interested in (real or fictional) serial killers, and get uncomfortable around (real or fictional) blood! Unfortunately, this is probably not happening!

You gave up solving mysteries… for this?

Nope! Good for you, but I can't understand the appeal!

I'm not sure who exactly is watching The Good Wife, and/or why. Then again, I feel the same way about Hannibal.

Good job using the photo from Die Hard on a Horse.

Me?

Shut up, Leonard. We know you can't actually control time.

Nope. Only a sixth.