They wouldn't use that title so soon after the debut of Agents of S.C.H.L.O.N.G.

Oh, you got the Season 5 scripts too? You know, Jonathan Banks' accent was pretty shaky in the first couple episodes, but I was on set last week, and he's really pulling it off.

I'll put 20 bucks on "Are You Stronger Than a Dog?"

That's a stretch too, though. I wouldn't call any of those developed alternate universes.

Has Community done an alternate universe episode, though? The closest I can think of is the false asylum memories in the John Hodgman episode, and that's a stretch.

And, for that matter, the recent series finale.

If we're doing Star Trek, where is "The Inner Light"?

Well, that was hardly the main problem with Lucky Louie. Or even one of the top 5 problems with Lucky Louie.

Um, no. There's a huge gap between "United States interference in the Middle East created resentment among its inhabitants, leading to terrorism" and "there was no terrorist attack on 9/11 — the government faked it."

Or earlier.

"Shank" refers to a stabbing with some kind of shiv or improvised knife.

Oh, don't get me started on Hicks. I can only assume that the people who are REALLY INTO BILL HICKS a) heard him for the first time when they were teenagers, and b) hadn't read a lot of books at that time.

Eh… comedy now is like music in 1975 or so. It'll splinter, and it'll be better for everyone in the long run.

Watch it. That's a spoiler.

Podcasts are pretty bad, yeah. Not sure why that's still a thing.

And yet… there's a reason that comedy succeeds around the world, and even in the largest cities, nobody has opened a people talking about their cancer club.

And honestly, his alleged "social commentary" doesn't even hold up as social commentary. It's a bunch of lazy generalizations — the kind of stuff you'd expect from a columnist at a newspaper in a mid-sized city. (Or the Internet equivalent of that.) But because he's speaking it into a mic, and it's the same guy who…

For that matter, a six-hour comedy show (even if it were indoors at night) sounds like a nightmare too. Once you start crossing two hours, no good can come of that.

Where do you live? In most cities, there are clubs/shows where this is a thing, and clubs/shows where this is not a thing. And most of the clubs/shows where it is a thing are places where you wouldn't want to see the show anyway.

As a comedian, you need to be able to use silence. You need to bounce off laughs, and then you need to be able to pause to get your cadence to register. If there's someone talking in the background, it's… an obstacle. You have to close up your pauses, talk louder and faster, basically mess up your own timing to cover.…