Oh, hey, "Alienation" is the episode I auditioned for!

Yes, but look at how many critically acclaimed cable dramas are about meth, and how few are about cocaine.

My mom mostly just watched/watches Star Trek and police procedurals — Hill Street Blues, NYPD Blue, Homicide, Law and Order, etc. Could be a lot worse!

The other guy.

Coincidentally, "Horrendous Doctors" was the original series title.

The first heckler I ever saw at a comedy show was in early 2003, at the Comedy Studio in Cambridge, MA. The host was a guy named Tony V, a veteran Boston comic who was best known for playing an umbrella salesman on an episode of Seinfeld. One of the other performers on the bill was a hairstylist, and she frequently…

I like both of them.

Carla was a maid. She probably still is, just not for the Drapers.

It just occurred to me that the only two recent shows I can think of that are set in a non-New York/LA city and actually produced in that city are The Wire and Breaking Bad. Not sure what that means, except that maybe more shows should consider it?

Wait a minute… did Mark Grace have a sex change operation and go on TV?

I frequently tear up a little at — for the lack of a better description — someone doing what they were born to do in a very definitive, "this is the moment I have been waiting my whole life for" kind of way. Which I think explains the Hermes thing above. Also, the scene from "The Princess Bride" where Inigo Montoya…

Other Futurama scenes that have made me cry include the one where Leela's parents help her out as a child, and the one where Hermes files the inbox at the Central Bureaucracy for some reason.

Nah, there's no T-Bone. Why no T-Bone? Because Neil Watkins from accounting is T-Bone.

It's hard to tell WHAT kind of hair an albino would have if he weren't an albino.

Are we, though?

If you don't memorize it, then you hold things up at the taping, and everyone gets mad at you.

She makes an appearance in "Rapper's Delight"… this is probably not what you are looking for.

Hecklers do not "come with the territory". If they "come with the territory", you are in the wrong territory.

Aw, I was hoping this article was going to be about Conan. (Nothing against the Daily Show, but I wasn't on the Daily Show this week.)

I don't know about this… Dylan's great and all, but he's no The Fonz.