Wikipedia seems to suggest that Ebert's review was an outlier? http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

I definitely do! Fond, extremely vague memories!

Maybe that doesn't bother me as much as some people because I read quickly? I mean, if I'm getting through 3-4 pages a minute, it's not a problem that only a minute's worth of things happens in those 3-4 pages…

Dickens is great, though.

D'Angelo Barksdale did it first.

You're assuming that's not the point?

Wouldn't it be ironic if Happy Endings was replaced by ABC's rumored Zombie Shakespeare pilot?

But what has this world come to, that they can't even find a porn actor with an actual mustache?

"Remembers"? Did they break up?

That actually makes a lot of sense — especially for a character like Superman, where everyone basically knows what his deal is already, including children and people in other countries.

The show — or at least the pilot script — wasn't "about" the monkey. The monkey was in maybe two cutaway gags.

I know Netflix is throwing money around these days, but they are not giving Zach Braff $2 million to appear on an Arrested Development episode.

"On grand adventures
They pushed me with them
For mayhem
Who's Rocky?
I'm Rocky…"

The former is also sufficiently harsh (and, let's face it, accurate on just about all counts.)

Well, she's awful in all the other episodes too, which can be confusing. As I said before, I can only conclude they mostly cast Jessica Pare to make January Jones look good by comparison.

"Even"?

Eh. Suzanne seemed… confused. Who knows what she was motivated by? I mean, she was kind of the prototypical Megan, except she had some reason to be adrift in life, rather than just being a weirdly entitled dilettante.

The last movie I remember running for over a year — and granted, I grew up in suburban Florida, so maybe things were different in larger cities — was Jurassic Park, which lasted around 15 months at the local second-run theater.

Perhaps — and I don't much care for "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" or "Sealab 2021." (The only Adult Swim shows of recent years I've really liked were "The Venture Bros." and "Metalocalypse" — though I'll admit I haven't kept up with the entire lineup for quite some time.) But for me, what little I've seen of "Robot…

But last week's episode was a major departure for the show. Everyone was commenting that it seemed off-model, precisely because Bob's Burgers is rarely if ever that cynical.