"Jeong has signed on to the U.S. adaptation of the British comedy of the same name, where Rob Corddry will star as a man who accidentally bumbles his way into working for the Secret Service in an attempt to impress his precocious son"

Lobster is basically an ocean cockroach…

My prediction is that it will win Best Picture.

They sold all that stuff at the Star Trek Experience at the Las Vegas Hilton (now Las Vegas Hotel) until about 2009.

That Duff Mexico website is the best commercial for Mexican tourism ever.

Is non television viewing that relevant though? Nielson is actually measuring what ads are being watched…

I like this song.

What's wrong with Colin Quinn?

You take that back.

Do you think they'll pick 100 duck sized horses or 100 horse sized ducks?

More Onion TV shows?

Do people like Robot Chicken?

I don't think it's possible to make a Max replica that is structurally sound.

Did it ever bother anyone else that the "Central Perk" logo in the window isn't backwards?

yes.

The ones in my area are usually mad about drone attacks in the US. I asked for proof that these were occurring and was accused of being a government agent.

You caught me.

Well I played trumpet outside at -50 and had to walk uphill to school 10 miles in the snow.

I guess she didn't put a ring on it.

Louis CK doesn't mostly travel by bicycle. He's too chubby.