IT'S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET. PUT YOUR CHRISTMAS FILMS AWAY, KIRK.

I mean, the Bears have YEARS of bad drafting to undo. They dive too much into free agency tying up a lot of cap space. Willie Young is really the only lineman that they picked up that's performing and he's the smallest cap hit. They didn't do anything to fix their godawful secondary or linebacking corps.

[Steps on field; tears ACL]

I have a feeling it's going to give me the meat sweats AND weird cheese dreams. I bet it's delicious, but I know I'm shaving years off my life by eating it.

GIANNIS DUNKING IS THE MOST EXCITING THING IN THE NBA.

In the Green Bay / Chicago blowout Clay Matthews destroyed an attempted reverse:

If you haven't done so already, I highly recommend listening to 670 the Score after Bears losses.

Hey! While we're on the topic of Arsenic and Old Lace my college's production was also pretty weak and I got roped into being the police chief because the original actor dropped out!

Hhhhhnnnngggg I want that Bedhead box set so badly but can't justify dropping $125 on it right now!

I don't get it.

The best production of Waiting for Gadot that I've seen was at Smock Alley Theater in Dublin.

Gang of Four is one of my favorite bands and this is sad as hell.

This isn't another dog-related newswire.

If the next newswire isn't on DMX then I WILL BE VERY UPSET.

Dogs are better than cats. It's science.

I really don't see how they'll make the Man in the High Castle work, but at least having Ridley Scott and Frank Spotnitz at the helm will make it an interesting failure.

He's actually already gotten more receiving yards than he did while on the Seahawks!

The state has been gerrymandered to hell and back, for one thing. Doesn't help that the Democratic party in the state is…disorganized, to say the least, while the Republicans have a massive amount of out-of-state funding.

I love your team!

We can embed youtube videos now? That's gonna end well.