The Sex Boat Scandal is the best scandal. Also it coined the term "runnin through the okra patch" and I'll let you put 2 and 2 together there.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Deadly Premonition is so batty and ridiculous that I would jump on this if it were on the PC and not a horrible port like Deadly Premonition was.

Nah, it's a weird disorder I have. Being outside doesn't help, supplements don't help, nothin' helps. My body straight up rejects most vitamin D intake. It's a weird but annoying thing.

That's the Wire track!

I would if my body processed Vitamin D correctly, but I don't! Seasonal Affective Disorder year round, baby!

I really liked Fischerspooner while they were around. Their Wire cover is great.

They were included in a bunch of news articles before the mother wanted them removed and taken down. They were taken by the doctor.

I wanna see the Browns and the Bills in the AFC Championship.

That's great and I'm very happy for you, but we got the tests back and it says you've got AidsCancer!

Flacco finally has a coordinator that knows how to play to his strengths and Steve Smith seems mad as heck this year. If the defense figures itself out it'll be a scary team.

Unfortunately my girlfriend's step-brother had him on his team (he's nine and I help manage his team), so he's doing the same thing at this point. Before a couple of days ago on Yahoo you couldn't drop him!

I LOVE COLD WEATHER I LOVE COLD WEATHER I LOVE COLD WEATHER.

I'VE GOT SOMETHING ELSE YOU CAN SUCKLE [EYEBROW WAGGLE]

Yeah, the entire story is really sad. Peterson was beaten by his father much in the same way, so it's the cycle of abuse. I'm really not sure if the NFL / Vikings would have done anything if so many sponsors hadn't made statements / pulled out.

It really was. The first quarter was brutal, but once Capers started playing a 4-3 Under rather than a straight 4-3 the defense looked much better. The Jets defensive plan seemed to be "shut down Lacy at all costs" and stacked 8 in the box the entire game. Why anyone would give Nelson 1-1 coverage all game is…

Kaep was really staring down receivers badly, I noticed. He seemed to break away from that late last season too.

I'd say the NCAA is worse than the NFL by leaps and bounds, but the NFL is really trying hard to make me reconsider that at the moment.

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Swans, who are led by Michael Gira.