We can't take her to the beach during the winter because she will still try to swim. I've never heard of a cocker that likes to swim as much as she does.

I…uh…what??

It's vodka, ginger beer, and lime served in a copper mug. It's super refreshing on a hot day.

Now drink until you forget that you screwed up in the first place and it will be like nothing happened at all.

So you're that guy who always leaves the "born in the wrong generation" comments on youtube!

That sucks, sorry about your heel!

HE'S GONNA GO TO FENWAY PAWK TO CHEEAH ON THE RED SAWKS, YA FRIGGIN' MO-RON.

Make your own sauce. It will make it much, much better.

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Kind of.

Cool uncle who your parents don't like because they encourage you to underage drink and go to punk rock shows and skip class.

Paul Westerberg so that we can get really drunk and ruin prom for everyone else.

ALBUM THREAD

IT'S GETTING WARM FINALLY.

PET THREAD

Hey, if I'm stuck in a MacGyver-esque situation and I need to stick a hole somewhere it'll be my jugular.

THE MORE I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW.

OW OW OW OW OW DID NOT NEED TO THINK ABOUT THAT OW OW OW OW OW

Eh, it's Wrigley, they're all too drunk to notice anyway.

Ah, yes, the "Vanilla Ice" defense.

Skateboarding and hockey and rugby aren't as dangerous as football? Not sure I'd agree with you there at all.