Actually, his terrible combine numbers are part of the reason why his draft stock fell!

Plus he hasn't even made the team yet. Not only could he get cut at any time, but also offseason workouts are boring as hell. We won't be seeing him playing until August.

I GOTTA TWEET FOR YA.

Why do that when we can fight 'em?

NEVER LEAVE US.

Cross species breeding usually never does.

"HEINEKEN? FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!"

It's like Clippy, a McDonald's box, and Gary Busey banged and had a mentally unstable kid!

You didn't have to, but I want you to know that I appreciated it.

National Lampoon's Biblical Egypt Vacation

Cross what?

There's a really good Holy Trinity joke here somewhere…

"Please, call me Jesus, God is my Father's name!'

You stay true to your name.

LET ME KNOW HOW IT IS (I know you'll be deaf).

They really couldn't think of a better name than Go Down Together, huh? That's going to lead to a lot of confused and disappointed moviegoers.

I can't wait for the sequel, YOLO's Liver!

I, for one, am shocked that the AV Club, an affiliate of the Onion, would be silly.

Abrams likes his cheese Parmesean-y!

POCKET SAND!