"This thing hasn't gotten this much attention in ages!"

MEET ME IN THE PARKING LOT BEHIND ARBY'S FOR A SWORD FIGHT.

[Eyebrow waggle]

I think I had a small stroke after reading "Libertarian Star Wars fan."

If Harrison Ford has a "gigantic role," that pretty much guarantees that it's going to be X-rated, right?

QUIT POKIN' ME WITH THAT THING!

Did you tussle his hair and tell him that, one day, he'll be able to play without bumpers?

So what you're saying is…

How is it that Haley Joel Osment has aged, his body has gotten bigger, BUT HIS FACE IS THE EXACT SAME SIZE AS WHEN HE WAS A CHILD??

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Yes.

YEEEESSSSSSSSS.

Morrissey is the number one suspect.

DJ Rashad is awesome. This is the second big-name Chicago DJ that's died this year, so this is especially sad. Huge talent.

Teen Beach Movie 2: Assignment Miami Beach

Teen Beach Movie 2: The Legend of Sandy Curlies

Jock Jams EXISTS because of this song!
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Probably.

And you know what's wrong with dance music today? IT DOESN'T HAVE THE Yeah! WOO! Yeah! WOO! Yeah! WOO! Yeah! WOO! Yeah! WOO! Yeah! WOO! Yeah! WOO! Yeah! WOO! Yeah! WOO! Yeah! WOO! Yeah! WOO! Yeah! WOO! Yeah! WOO! Yeah! WOO! Yeah! WOO! Yeah! WOO! Yeah! WOO! Yeah! WOO! Yeah! WOO! Yeah! WOO! Yeah! WOO! Yeah! WOO! Yeah!…

It's been a tough year for Chicago DJs.

To be honest I haven't shopped at a Gamestop for probably close to a decade now, but that's only because I don't have any consoles.