Sir, I can assure you that Mr. Bob Mould is not closeted.

AND OFFEND THE GOAT?

SCENE: Party after show

YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

Except for us bass players…

Ah, that explains it.

"Nose Over Tail" is one of my favorite songs ever. It's a perfect, perfect song.

(PLAY THIS WHILE READING: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I kindly decline because Coldplay sucks.

This seems like a terrible decision.

It's you. There's a line pointing to it and everything.

OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS BEAR?!

I, too, can make art on my computer: http://imgur.com/SrvUTxs

You're not trying hard enough.

But it won't let us kill Hitler.

The He-Man version reigns supreme.

Hey man, being dead for a few years can lead to some unintended consequences.

DO YOU PRONOUNCE BATTERY "BAT-TCHRY" AND WASH "WARSH?"

You like Dolly Parton and Garfield.

I THOUGHT RANDY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE GENTLE ONE!