“He allowed himself to be swayed by his conviction that human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but that life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves.”

I feel like I should have something for this…

So…it's basically Criminal Intent all over again?

Nah, we gotta fart in his face or something. Shame is more important than pain for this particular digression.

WTF is Portlandia?

We can only hope, my friend.

Man, it still sucks that Sleater-Kinney isn't a band anymore.

ACKNOWLEDGE THIS GREATNESS!

The Illuminati is everywhere, so Jay gotta be everywhere. Makes sense to me.

Just leave a note:

HEY GUYS

BUT WILL @DIKACHU HAVE A FEATURED EXHIBIT / WING / WANG?

Why the heck would anyone make a "milk bar?" Like, a "soda bar" is kind of excusable (BUT NOT REALLY), but a milk bar sounds like the worst thing ever.

This is pretty cool. The guitar reminds me of Dead Kennedys and the vocals are oddly Kinks-esque.

Six times, eh?

I've seen that before! Never bought it, but nearly did because of the little hat!

This song is so good. So, so good.

Never! That would be absurd!

So…is the farm team the team that the regularly field or…?

>:(