Those little bottles are so cute! They make me feel like a giant!

"Not this week."

BOOZE.

Just in the head, my puppet friends.

THE CHRISTIAN KID'S LAST NAME IS BURPO.

NEAT STUFF THREAD

I might see Screaming Females TWICE today!

HEY! Who based Jughead off of my life?

Really didn't expect this to be metal based upon the picture. That being said it's pretty good!

Nah, there's a football column here during the season. It's just a mistake.

Oh, so Cuba Gooding wasn't acting?

Yep, because he had played a few years of minor league baseball. That he was drafted in the first round was mindbogglingly stupid.

The Jets are also currently best known for Rex Ryan's foot fetish and the Buttfumble, so they've got that going for 'em.

I hate that the offseason means no Stone Cold Lock of the Century…Of the Week.

Hey, if he's paying for escorts he might as well pay for some friends as well!

Sounds like the CREEP letter is more frat hazing than anything to write to Savage Love about.

"Same Love" is a pop song, dude. It didn't "cross over." It's about as manufactured as you can get.

I guess I could have spelled it out better: the comment of "Have you heard other hip-hop songs?" shows a pretty large ignorance of the genre. There are a ton of "progressive" hip-hop artists. There are also a lot of really, really good actually gay hip hop artists.

I liked him better when he was going by Kim Tim Jim Vestor.

HEY EVERYBODY, TAKE A LOOK AT DUDLEY DO-RIGHT OVER HERE!