The White Sox are above .500, so it's a nice change of pace.

Safeway's > Jewel's.

That's just because you're genetically inferior.

The NFC North is going to be a mess.

PIZZA CLUB MEETING 02 APRIL 14

I love Peep Show so much.

But he's so charming!

Maybe they'll make that one day, but what does that have to do with how charming and not menacing the British are?

Who?

Oh. Thank you, my hearing isn't so good nowadays.

Hell, cast MF DOOM as everyone. I'd watch it.

Who?

U WOT M8?

A British person being menacing?

Indeed it does!

Yeah, it's local. I made it right here.

You can be an honorary member to show we care about the less fortunate.

There's a place by my apartment that has two cheese pizzas for $10. Never gonna eat there sober!

PIZZA CLUB, YO.

Something something explosive something something mind blowing?