Thank fucking god — for years I thought On The Road was terrible just because I hate to read.

The Incredibles is all about good clean AMERICAN FAMILY VALUES, and therefore a conservative movie — you dummy heads.

Yeah — after you guys finish explaining objectivism, will someone finally explain Japan?

Yo, this is Ice T!
http://www.pft.libsyn.com/

Nikki Sixx is Joan Jett and Vince Neil is Cherie Currie.

I think Mick's the only one in Crue that ever understood how much of a joke it all is/was.

Ha, I was just about to tell the N-word story…

Mick Mars was seriously into Jeff Beck and weird fusion shit in the 70's, and that's why Mick is cooler than any hair band guitarist, ever.

Yeah, oral sex on you frequently. And your buddies. And any band that wanders into town.

Crue pretty much ruled the hair band scene. Those first two albums are classic.

Girls, Girls, Girls is playing in a strip club somewhere on this planet right this very second, and it will continue to do that until the end of time. I wish I could write a song like that.

Saxondale is so excellent.

I'm up next, singing Say Say Say.

Across the Universe is awful. But the LOVE show is pretty damn good. I was talked into seeing it and afterward I was glad I went. Listening to the soundtrack is kinda pointless though, unless you have 5.1 dolby in your car.

The first time I saw the Schmitt's rerun without VH, I cried. I don't want to live in a world where this sort of thing is kosher.

Hey remember in that one video when Dave goes "What the fuck?"

Good Hicks clips:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I've seen John Oliver do live improv comedy!!
It was quite comedic.

Dick in the Dirt is pretty much the greatest song ever.

Killbot5000, you'll never be a man.