"Pizza! Let's dig in!"

All That?

Yeah, well, whoopty-shit.

On Google Maps Street View, I meant to add. I just had to shovel a butt load of snow and I'm not thinking too good.

I never go anywhere, but every so often I pull up 21st & Guadalupe in Austin, Texas and stare at the mural of Jeremiah the Innocent by Daniel Johnston for a few minutes.

Oh, and they could do one on "Star Trek" and call it a "Spockumentary!"

I never started for one reason: I knew, beyond a doubt, that I would have really, really liked it. A lot. As in, loved it. And wanted to do it 24/7. To the point that I'd still be living at home right now. I didn't have a hell of a lot of self-control when I was young and I figured it was better just to not even go…

At long last, I actually like one of these recent "music that music critics really like" bands, or at least I dig what I've heard so far. I guess that was bound to happen eventually.

Maybe Gallagher could smash some puppets with his big hammer. Because comedy is high fuckin' art, you know.

Ba-ZING!

Least essential Chili Pepper? John was always easily the best thing about RHCP. See also: any RHCP song between 1992 and 1998.

Maybe it surged to #1 because all the drunk assholes who try to sing karaoke to "Turn the Page" finally realized they didn't know how the damn melody goes during the verses, and needed to go back and reference the original.

Uber Mario Bros.

Grungefather?

Oh, and they could have a game called "Boot Party" that comes with a Doc Marten boot-shaped thingy that holds the Oii!-mote, and you just use it to kick a guy over and over (multiplayer mode allows up to 23 friends to join in)! They could use The Last Resort for the soundtrack, too.

By the way, how long before the line "The old man loved bargaining as much as an Arab trader, and he was twice as shrewd" gets censored in the name of cultural sensitivity?

Ian Petrella is the best thing about several scenes in this movie. Watch Randy's face during the department store scene where that incredibly creepy kid is telling Ralph, "I like the Wizard of Oz." Petrella's silent reactions just MAKE that scene.

I can't help feeling like Shout! Factory is slumming it a little bit with this one.