This. This is why I love this site.

in two words:

I was hoping for a Gilmore Girls reference. It's on the CW, "Sam" played a character named "Dean". Come on!

God.

I am proud to call myself a Franco-American.

ZMF and the Motherfucking Rooster
In my head, they sound exactly the same.

Or John's controversial paean to Brian Epstein: "Baby You're a Rich Fag Jew"

In Another Land!

Teenage Winnie? No. Teenage Madeline? Yes. But I'm pretty sure the actress playing Madeline was 26.

what about…
"For three years straight we toured the nation
When we get through we needed a vacation
We wanted to party and get a little rest
So we packed our things and headed out west
We got our surfboards took the beachball out
Jumped in a limosuine ready to Wipeout!"

i've got a nit to pick
"cable service"?