YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING DOUCHEBAGS! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON IRONSIDE! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON TUNISIAN TOURISM FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON TORRENTING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON GLEE! YOU WILL REGR-actually, I don't think anyone will regret this.

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON ATHLETIC FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNKY! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON ELECTRICITY! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON DOCUMENTARY FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON NASHVILLE! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!