This is so 'meta'!

Am I missing something?!?
Or did Rabin just out himself as ZMF?

Yeah, he said that on the internet so it must be true.

I'm pretty sure ZMF lives north of the pancake house/waffle shop line.

Tell me about it!

'Fat chick'? C'mon, this is the 21st century.

If Phoebe had taken it in the back door she wouldn't have needed that abortion.

Rightwing humor. Doesn't exist.

Is there an alternate reality in which 'Lost' is entertaining?

I got a movie for ya: A Fridge Too Far.

ZMF, if you're really 6'6" and 210 lbs. you'd better get over to the AVC offices and start kicking some ass. They've had some skinny little pasty faced trailer trash over there pretending to be you.

Hey, when you're exchanging dick taunts there are no losers.

I think ZMF generally looks down on anything he's never done or anyplace he'll never go.

You're both wrong:

It's going to feel very creepy shoving candy canes up my ass after reading this.

Otherwise known as the 'Chinese alarm clock'.

Stop Knockin' My Farts Around.

Cold water works too.

Along with music.

@ Lone Audience: Close but not quite. I met a producer from one of the first seasons of the real world and he confided that the absolutely best thing for their ratings would be for one of the cast members to commit suicide during filming.