Maybe they were just stalling until the lion got past the doorman.

The cabbie scene in The Jungle is typically cut out of syndication packages. So when I started collecting the DVDs and watched this uncut for the first time, it stuck out. I was more scared at that point than I had been at any previous point watching that episode, or any episode, frankly.

There's music, and there's medicine, and I live where the two intersect.

Coco trying to roll back and pretend that she wasn't intending to insult Jinx was pretty ridiculous. If I remember right at one point she said something like "PEOPLE GESTURE AT EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME THAT DON'T MEAN NOTHIN." What are you even talking about?

Aubrey O'Daylooked so fucking terrified through the whole thing. Was she on drugs? Was she having a flashback to the time a drag queen killed her father? Did her agent lie to her about what this was? What the hell is a Danity Kane anyway?

Perhaps he was reviewing the 2002(?) re-release?

Now I'll be sad if this doesn't happen.

Alyssa also had my favorite read not listed above—mentioning the movie The Hills Have Eyes in reference to Detox.

No, that wasn't the bad thing

What do you do with a queen who's terrible at everything—except lipsynching? At this point, Coco is like a zen paean from a very fey monastery.

flames…burning flames…on the side of my face.

…beef broth accidentally served to a vegan.

There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood.

I can understand it being tiresome, but I'm getting to like the Jade vs. Alyssa showdown. I like how Jade has basically made it her mission to be RIGHT THERE whenever Alyssa says anything that can be turned around. That's an impressive level of dedication. Granted, that dedication should probably be set in other…

Alyssa seems to be under the delusion that she's in an actual pageant instead of in Rupaul's Drag Race. If I'm remembering right, for the mini-challenge where they dressed up dolls for a kiddie pageant (Lil' Poundcake for life) Alyssa actually put "and she hopes for world peace!" in the description. She seems mentally…

I thought it did tie in. These kids from this whimiscal bubble of unreality all get violently introduced to the world the rest of us all live in. Ava goes with the Birdman on a fun quest, and it turns out he was looking for something else. Ossee falls in love with a ghost, and stops just short of killing herself. Kiwi…

That's probably what a confused and naive child who didn't really understand what had just happened would have thought though. Characters, even the ones we're supposed to like, are allowed to be wrong about things.

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK NEVE CAMPBELL SOUNDS LIKE

I'm a TEACHER, I'm a MENTOR, I'm a LEADER.

I don't know what you guys are on about, drag is all about low-key performances in down to earth realistic settings