they're defending themselves somehow!

Sheik's twitter is hard to take. He's like a seven year old who knows one joke, only the joke is threats of sodomy.

…he switched the speech?

Take it On The Run always bothered me because his basis for thinking his woman was cheating on him was the friend of a friend of a friend. He's making a life-altering decision based on really flimsy evidence. He's probably the same guy that kept forwarding that one email about how plastic water bottles cause cancer.

That's right, VinceNotVance, real wrestling fans are never happy with anything ever, otherwise you're just a mark.

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"Also dumb: the number of pins in the Morrison/R-Truth match that took place on the floor, not the ring."

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There is a streaming across the sky.

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I took a creative writing class that this guy taught last fall. He is a very nice man. I feel a weird sort of pride seeing his name on the AVClub, and it's a weird pride because I have nothing to do with why he's here. That's all him and his talent.

>_>
Outnumbered is the greatest sitcom at realistically portraying little kids that I've ever seen. My favorite scene might be in the second season when Karen uses her stuffed animals to put on her own version of Britain's got talent.

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Great review, as always. You'd think that from all these stories of public laughter, people would have adjusted and started reading these in private. You have your dignity to consider, people.

You're FREAKING ME OUT with your cuteness, man.

In no universe would an Omar Visquel for Carl Yazstremski trade be fair, I don't care how many gold gloves he ends up getting.

They already have eight out of every thirty minutes in which to do that.

Never ever watching it
Fuck this show for interrupting the Rod Serling Outros on several Twilight Zone episodes during the marathon.

Not that anyone is reading this a month later, but…
I feel safe in declaring this a good show. Jewel doesn't quite fit the Heidi Klum Inscrutable Bitch role, but Kara DioGuardi is very good in the Michael Kors role, the challenges test the writers across genres, the process itself is kind of interesting, and they've…

The stats DON'T do him justice. Unitas invented things that quarterbacks are just supposed to do now. Timing routes and the two-minute drill come to mind.

That Simpsons joke always bothered me because Unitas didn't start Super Bowl III. Earl Morall did.

as for raw…
No mention of the DELIGHTFUL R-Truth dressed in a Confederate uniform singing "When Little Jimmy Comes Marching Home"?

That Krusty story is exactly the sort of mundane thing that celebrities probably think is interesting.