Sorry I missed the joke, but your last comment is kinda like "HipsterDBag lives in NY. If you were a frequent commenter on the AVClub, you'd know this."

Never end a comment with "If you lived in NY, you'd know this."

Never end a comment with "If you lived in NY, you'd know this."

Berserk Over BRRR Xerxes!

Berserk Over BRRR Xerxes!

I'd say something snarky about how Jacoby Shaddix also could have confirmed this, but I think we'd all rather hear what darling Wye Oak's Jenn Wasner wants to say. If you want to get her confirmation on the new episodes of Arrested Development, I honestly think I'd read that interview as well.

I'd say something snarky about how Jacoby Shaddix also could have confirmed this, but I think we'd all rather hear what darling Wye Oak's Jenn Wasner wants to say. If you want to get her confirmation on the new episodes of Arrested Development, I honestly think I'd read that interview as well.

Hate to shatter your worldview, but it was probably handwritten by the florist.

Hate to shatter your worldview, but it was probably handwritten by the florist.

This article just confirms my view that the A.V. Club will take any excuse they can to talk to Wye Oak's Jenn Wasner on the phone.

This article just confirms my view that the A.V. Club will take any excuse they can to talk to Wye Oak's Jenn Wasner on the phone.

Favorite album of the year. If you're going to one of their shows, be sure to check their Twitter the day of the show.

Favorite album of the year. If you're going to one of their shows, be sure to check their Twitter the day of the show.

Intra-band self-hating would be even better. Dave Longstreth: "I hate Stillness Is The Move."

Intra-band self-hating would be even better. Dave Longstreth: "I hate Stillness Is The Move."

This is the latest "new feature" column that is just an excuse for the AV Club to talk with Jenn Wasner.

This is the latest "new feature" column that is just an excuse for the AV Club to talk with Jenn Wasner.

I'm sure I could think of a good one if you give me a minotaur too.

I'm sure I could think of a good one if you give me a minotaur too.

Not sure if it counts as "fictional," but Max Apple's Walt Disney in The Propheteers surely counts as "satirical."