Best picture from 1982: The Secret of NIMH followed very closely by Mazes and Monsters.

Best picture from 1982: The Secret of NIMH followed very closely by Mazes and Monsters.

Andy: I've got a quick question for you, Sprouts.
 
Stanley: Stop calling me "Sprouts."
 
Andy: It's what you always eat! Just like how I call Jim "Tuna," isn't that right, Tuna?
 
Horace the Walrus: Did somebody say TUNA! [licks Jim]

Andy: I've got a quick question for you, Sprouts.
 
Stanley: Stop calling me "Sprouts."
 
Andy: It's what you always eat! Just like how I call Jim "Tuna," isn't that right, Tuna?
 
Horace the Walrus: Did somebody say TUNA! [licks Jim]

There's no way a movie with this title doesn't get some sort of a D grade.

There's no way a movie with this title doesn't get some sort of a D grade.

I'm not okay with this either, but I sure love these comments.

I'm not okay with this either, but I sure love these comments.

All these comments about Charlize Theron's appearance and none of them have touched on how she resembles former Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko.

All these comments about Charlize Theron's appearance and none of them have touched on how she resembles former Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko.

Hm, maybe My Blueberry Nights would have been better as a silent film, or as an extended Norah Jones music video.

Hm, maybe My Blueberry Nights would have been better as a silent film, or as an extended Norah Jones music video.

There are many links that I don't want to click on in this write-up. From Harry Potter slash-fic to NASCAR romance novels. From Kristen Stewart to Selena Gomez. I should just stop reading things.

There are many links that I don't want to click on in this write-up. From Harry Potter slash-fic to NASCAR romance novels. From Kristen Stewart to Selena Gomez. I should just stop reading things.

If Shirley Manson was a trailblazer for Katy Perry and Lady Gaga, perhaps it was best to leave that trail unblazed.

If Shirley Manson was a trailblazer for Katy Perry and Lady Gaga, perhaps it was best to leave that trail unblazed.

Nathan Rabin is a fan of the phrase "perpetually apoplectic." When I read that, it felt very familiar. Then I realized why; I had just read the Tim & Eric movie the other day after getting it from Netflix: https://www.google.com/webh…

Nathan Rabin is a fan of the phrase "perpetually apoplectic." When I read that, it felt very familiar. Then I realized why; I had just read the Tim & Eric movie the other day after getting it from Netflix: https://www.google.com/webh…

"WTF" is a good, honest grade when you have to punt. More critics should be so honest.

"WTF" is a good, honest grade when you have to punt. More critics should be so honest.