I had a similar reaction when I first watched it (around 13 or so).

Don't you worry about being declared dead prematurely, let me worry about blank.

I never said I wasn't

Do they speak Bocce? The binary language of moisture vaporators?

I look forward to numerous "LOLCENAWINS" memes from this movie.

He should stick to voice acting gigs.

I'm just here to point out the obvious: You can take any 5 points that are not in a line and make a pentagram from them

Just whisper it on the wind.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN
TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER
THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH
NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL
ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR…

you expect logical consistency and intellectual integrity from this people?

♫ Scaramouche, Scaramouche do you need a new job oh ♫

Pay the writers of Assault on Arkham for the rights to their script.

Who HASN'T wanted to spit on Toni Collette?

It's a post apocalyptic sci-fi novel.

That's a bit obscure but Harmon tends to like those obscure references.

Rick kind of is a super dick. He has abandoned at least one family (quite a few more based on various clues but there's nothing concrete) that we know of.

Rixty Minutes.

Bob's Burgers

Jerry's the Meg Griffin of this show only he deserves it.

"and I would never accept a role knowing it would harm another actor."