"This is all canon"

Rent is so fucking terrible. I realize it gets a lot of credit for being one of the first pieces of mainstream pop culture to address HIV/AIDS but just ugh….

The White House is vehemently denying it.

I saw Blair Witch Project in the theater sitting in the front row. Probably my first experience with shaky cam.

All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

"Have you heard this?"

How exactly does a squiggle sound I wonder

And why were they giving this duplicitous, equivocating harpy a platform?

*funky bassline*
*moonwalk*

That worked out well for him

Eh. Trolls gotta eat.

Hitler had (mostly) competent people working for him.

Does Sir Bedivere have any thoughts on how sheep bladders might be used to prevent earthquakes?

Eh. Legion set the bar impossibly high.

Keanu Reeves can act but he has a very limited range.

"I own this thing. I can make it sing 'Born Free' if I wanted to."

A little from column A, a little from column B

Judging from the comments below, everyone seems to think they're serious so, yeah, I thought it necessary to point out.

You folks do realize that Waddy and Yolandi are "hip hop performance artists" Right? Die Antwoord are characters they're playing.

This sound like it might be fun for 45 minutes or so, just based solely on Cate Blanchett's acting ability but more than that might be pushing it.