Someone else reads xkcd I see.

Obviously. I probably wouldn't have been able to get through it otherwise.

Human Revolution gets points off for betraying the core conceit of the Deus Ex series - that every challenge can be overcome in multiple ways.

I lost my virginity to the sounds of Led Zeppelin's Physical Graffiti.

Obviously Stone is anticipating Trump's ambition to return us to the Gilded Age and is dressing accordingly

"Do they call me O'Shaughnessy the bridge builder? No."

I would say that this is what it feels like to live under the rule of a supervillain but Doctor Doom, though he may rule Latveria with an iron fist, ensures his subjects are healthy, free of poverty and well fed and Magneto actually cares for the well being of the citizens of Genosha.

Actually he's cool because he's a world renown 76 year old actor who will share a photo of himself lying in a bathtub dressed in a lobster costume because he finds it amusing.

No clue. I've never actually watched an episode. I just knew someone who wouldn't shut up about the show so I picked some things up through immersion.

Her Rogue One credit is sandwiched between Relationshit and Punch Bag.

This would be my own personal version of hell.

Am I a bad person for wanting Ellen to acknowledge this but publicly refuse to invite him on the show?

Not to mention tougher Zord laws.

I don't smoke anymore but I would definitely get high with Patrick Stewart.

There's a phone call

They should make this a thing - one incredibly inflammatory tweet about the President a day, followed by "Oops. Sorry about that. Those darned hackers"

Social media platforms tend to be soft targets. Non-tech savvy user base and security geared towards user friendliness as opposed to robustness make them easy picking for novice hackers.

I'm in it for Begbie.

RT has it at 75%, Metacritic at 5.8 so I guess consensus is it's not bad but not as good as the original which is completely expected for a sequel to a 20 year old film

How the hell could leave out Manos?