Pet theory that has absolutely zero chance of being true:

Wondering who took his red stapler

"It's a sentiment that's been expressed before, but part of me wants
Trump to win so the rabid supporters clamoring for a 'wall paid for by
Mexico' and 'bringing back jobs from China' can see just how impotent a
president Donald J. Trump would be"

You had me at new Animals as Leaders.

Three reasons I intend to see this

Obviously.

Stop clappin' ya evil bastard.

I really like John C McGinley but I'm gonna stick with Ash vs Evil Dead

Alexander Hamilton has gone unavenged for far too long

You guys are getting so many used condoms in the mail

Kathy Bates was a close second

I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!

Remember when you could enjoy a show based on a strong narrative and not because it encouraged endless fan wankery?

That's about a 2 on the Lennon sarcasm scale.

Anyone else click randomly around the screen during the video looking for hidden scenes for a second or two due to muscle memory?

I'm allergic to wasps and bees (imminent death if I'm stung and I don't have my epipen) so I enjoyed watching that immensely.

It's equal to the amount of Nobel Prize winners who have gotten high with the Beatles and had hot sweaty monkey sex with Joan Baez.

Many insects are quite yummy if prepared properly.

Ok now. You see, internet, this is how you fuck up a good thing. You take something amusing and just run it into the ground with constant repetition.

The only horror movie that legitimately scared me was The Shining. Others may be unsettling or gross, but I've never been terrified by one.