The fact that Peter Gabriel isn't doing the soundtrack seems like a missed opportunity.

Albuquerque or Velvet Elvis

My dad's old Tele had the mother of pearl pick guard so that's always seemed like the only logical choice.

I wonder if that Kevin Smith directed documentary will ever see the light of day.

Because attempted rape is always a great way to kick off a relationship.

OTOH, there's a much lower chance of K-Dot or Killer Mike getting shot in the streets so that's good

"It's Pumpkinninny"

Stewart's a good actor but she needs a good director to bring it out of her

HG Lewis a couple of months ago, now Mikels.

Looking at some of those tweets has reminded me that the one thing social media has taught me is just how many seemingly normal people are actually completely insane once they drop their filters.

They were…not gentle. He was very enthusiastic about headbutting (he had a permanent bruise on his forehead to show for it)

I too was headbutted by him at a Wesley Willis concert. He didn't write a song about me however so I'm somewhat jealous of you.

My favorite variation on this theme

Remember how people were really into the very existence of bacon a few years ago?

Not to worry, Mike Pence jokes are an endlessly renewable resource.

How someone with the name Chris Gethard didn't end up in gay porn is one of the great mysteries of our age

I'm trying to imagine the sort of person that would be both a Trump supporter and a fan of Amy Schumer's comedy but my brain seizes up from the effort.

At the very least, he's going to become the first Presidential candidate to call his opponent a "cunt" on national television.

Babylon 5 also did a Jack the Ripper episode in the 2nd season with the conceit being that the Vorlons abducted Jack before he could finish his work and made him serve their inscrutable interests

Interestingly enough, the term "Uncle Tom" has come to mean the exact opposite of its literary namesake largely thanks to derivative works which lampooned Stowe's original novel (usually minstrel shows which transformed the character from a noble martyr who suffers and dies for his principles and integrity to a…