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No.

Most reality TV reunions are shitty. This one didn't manage to raise itself above a D.

Yeah, her offering some moral support and not piling on would have been totally wrong. Who even does that?

Yeah, last week I was like "season is clearly done", and then this one popped up.

Because I care!

Well, if you do decide against it, just think how awesome it will be to be in great shape as your mind starts to go from the inevitable dementia!
You really wanna be in the kind of great shape that allows you to punch your grandchildren through the wall as they're trying to explain to you that they're not Breitbart

I self report that I can do the helicopter and hit myself in the face every damn time!

Do you honestly think that trading decades of fun for a slightly increased quality of life for a few years is worth it? You can always pass yourself away if you're always covered in your own shit. But you can never get back your youth of dieting and overanalyzing food.

Poor old fat old thing. Look at her, like a beached whale in designer sheets.

It's a mouthful and an eyesore!

I see you're very pessimistic. He might not even last a year!

It's her calling!

You'll only get one of those. Spoiler alert: the latter.

Why do rich and famous people get crazy as they age?

So what if there's protests and other stuff? It's just private property. The police can handle it. That will still cost, but maybe less? Hey, I'm walking here!

You didn't! You did me a favor. Hope you have a great weekend!

No, that wasn't sarcasm. I'm genuinely grateful in everything I said. Without knowing there's something to avoid, my cursor would have definitely gone over one of the spoilers.

Full House. They burn the house down in the series finale.
And Adam Sandler's career should also be put out of its misery.

If they're so dedicated to their cause, they can write their ramblings pro bono, in the name of the truth (!), and even pay for $18 a month for Squarespace. That should solve all their technical needs. Without advertisers, they can qualify as non-commercial and get disqus for free, so the morons who read their shit

You're joking, right? Didn't they all film the fake win, like they always do? No way would any sane person trust a bunch of gay people to keep a secret for a whole week.
I'm so tired of this shit, though. Why don't they just air it live, to get an actual reaction from the winner and losers?! They have VH1 behind them