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I was just thinking of buying some succulents…

Out of all the reasons to think this pentalogy is a bad idea, effects are not the thing you should be worried about. They're just shooting the stuff with those pesky actors to get it out of the way, they'll keep improving the effects for each movie. Because these movies will amount to nothing without breathtaking

I'm a bit more partial to the old French-Canadian term "Coq Gobbler".

I wonder who has the more unappealing penis, Durst or O'Reilly?

Wow, people actually put effort in the crap they threw online a decade ago!

I'm sure plenty know her from Airport '77 and The Swarm

Pre-scientology Will Smith?!

So did Oliver destroy him or what?

If it closes down by then (which it won't), CBS will just start airing S1, then S2, editing out all the profanity.

Actually, that would be great. This whole financial thing turned out to be a huge shart. I really like Maia as a lawyer, but if we could move on from the rest of her storylines completely by just focusing on another newbie, that might be for the best.

If you're dumb enough to put a flash drive that comes from a hacker into a computer that's both connected to the internet and stores sensitive information, you should be fired for incompetency.

Showing up while Gaga.

I would love to hear your thoughts on Wall-E!

Yeah, Charlie clearly said "Don't touch me". Maybe a cracked rib thing? I don't think hugging people helps with that, but this was a bit extreme and rude.

Thank you! I didn't know they still released stuff they stupidly cut from the episode!

No, a cracked rib at 52 is not a lame excuse. The more you move around instead of resting, the worse it can get. Breaking that cracked rib while dancing would still force her to leave the competition. And I don't even like Charlie.

Other things you do because it's what you're supposed to do and/or someone important in your life asks you to:
- become a conservative
- vote Trump
- rag on those damned minorities
- impose religion on your children, so they'll continue the cycle of misery

I just don't like classic rock music.

Hope he gets some magic going with Scamander…