Big knockers! Gotcha!

You call that begging? Get on your knees and really make it count.

Better update your prescription.

I sure hope they don't rush to answer that before the floor is open.

Twitter does work for that with plenty of adult entertainers offering their services (along with their emails and even phone numbers) on their pages.

Please tell me one of the Rikers has a goatee and the other doesn't, but he likes it despite the tickling.

Then you know what to get them for their birthdays this year.

You're using censor wrong.

This isn't really your happy place. This might have been your happy place a year or two ago (6 years for me), but it's never the happy place right now. It only feels like it was your happy place when it's no longer pleasant.

I hope Donald Trump has a cameo. He could be the President of the Universe, or something equally classy.

Ever since I've found out Russell and Jon Richardson lived together when they were younger, I've been plotting angsty fanfic about their relationship.

Fuck you, 2016! Seriously, fuck the fuck off!

Since July…
http://ew.com/article/2016/…

Can we get Lena to shove some pebbles up Trump's urethra?

I haven't but look forward to it. Is it just holiday baking like last year, or more diverse?

They weren't as hot as Ivanka then…

Hands on parenting is a lost tradition Trump will hapilly bring back.

May I have coal instead, please? Or be raped by the Krampus?

This was pre-Jaws, anything was possible back then…

Art is paintings of horses and action movies?