What do you mean to his fate? The worst thing that can happen to him is some painful inconvenience. If the hosts were allowed to inflict actual damage, that goes beyond a flesh wound, the lawsuit potential would have shut down the park long ago.

I'd rape Teddy, if I met him. If not, male prostitute bots I suppose.

At least 3 little dicks. Dicklets, if you will.

But it seems to be unaware that you're no longer reading the shit it tries to fling at you. Who am I kidding? It knows, but it's got nothing better to do with its miserable existence.

In a show that asks its viewers to accept the premise of an afterlife, the fact that the cube reacted to Michael when it hadn't been calibrated to him was just sad imo.

Oh how enlightened asexuals must be! Just think of all the free time they have! They must all have read the entirety of Jean-Jacques Rousseau's works by now!

It's not that good. I mean, maybe on the same page as P&R, but nowhere near Community or 30 Rock.

Alaska's leg moment almost worked for me, before I noticed everyone was laughing. But they'd know the leg was there. She couldn't just sneak it in. She must have adjusted it at least once, so that made the whole thing seem completely lame. If there was an audience, their reaction could have been genuine and helped…

They taste like hatred.

I dunno what's so hard about grinding the bugs into a paste and squirting it into a more palatable shape. We have potato chips* in every possible shape…

Based on Dornan's acting, which is better this season, I thought we were supposed to believe that he's faking the amnesia.
Whoever is playing the nurse is also good, but overall S3 is, as Daniel Patrick Roche put it, inert. I don't even know why I kept watching.

*cough* daily amazon articles *cough*

Something they do not have to buy?

The fact that you're attributing the "uppity negro" sentiment to someone else says a lot more about you than about them.

If you can't even be bothered to name the members, maybe it's just a group, not a supergroup.

Battling self-loathing is a lifelong commitment.

It's so great that you have to be objective without even having seen the movie! Few people can do that!

Anither anti-Trump documentary is in th' wirks, this yin fae a Scots perspective

Is Crow's New Hair a Rachel perchance?

You're such a Monica!