How dare you criticize Mother Monster, you sad haters with no life?! She is the alpha and the omega, she invented David Bowie and Madonna! What did you ever do except shitting on a living legend?!

Free… Free fallin'…

I think black guys should definitely have the hots for Diahann Carroll. She was amazing in Dallas!

I tuned out instantly once I read that. To be honest, I'm surprised Dan even published it.

Whenever I see someone say something disparaging about 'white people', I remember Danny Dyer is a thing, so it's completely justified.

'no drugs' should never be a stipulation. It's an archaic manifestation of man's worst tendencies.

Boo hoo, who would have thought that hiring shitty writers and opening up the comment sections to all Disqus users would have unpleasant consequences?

Check for yourself if you don't believe me…

I have an idea! Let's break them up and gradually decrease their salaries! That'll show 'em!

I hope he doesn't come in somebody's eye. I have it on good authority that it stings.

And for mirrored aviators, one would hope…

Like a cleansing of some sort?

'Ello gov'na!

I like watching people make a scene at weddings.

So you're saying I shouldn't propose to my socially challenged boyfriend on the London Eye, while we're trapped in a cabin for 10-15 minutes with at least a dozen other tourists?

I was just going to say that Jim Rash is the only person allowed to make deans with the devil.

Haven't seen those, and I certainly won't go looking.

Or he could have gotten up, smiled, waved, and went to take a piss. Just because someone is rudely pressuring you in a social situation doesn't mean you can't walk away from it gracefully.

Jon Bon Jovi is either a genetic experiment designed to look better with each passing year or he has access to treatments and cosmetics that most one percenters haven't even heard about. Damn, the man is fine.

The funny thing is that her younger sister is more creative musically and has better fashion taste.