Why would you leave the blatant click-bait articles aside? They're growing exponentially…

Adam Sandler had Punch-Drunk Love too…

FFS, it's been 19 years since The Fifth Element, a film that has more artistic value than the entire SNL archives, and they're still trying to make fun of Chris Tucker's amazing performance in it. This is Dom DeLuise level shit.

That sounds fabulous!

Ugh, they already did.

Lady, you rock that frock!

Giant mechanical spider?

Do you recall the season and perhaps the episode number? I wouldn't mind rewatching a good one today.

I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there!

I expected more from the star of Wild Bill's Last Roundup and Cuckoo Calls in the Everglades, but it seems I was wrong…

Indeed, one of the defining moments of my relationship involved vomit.

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#parhampower

She was brilliantly played by Jessica St. Clair. He dumped her because she got in the way of his one true love.

So you'd do Dan while the Olsen twins and Eugene Levy watch?

Spoken like a true queen.

Yep.

Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca.

Buenas tardes. ¿Es este el Departamento de Gestión de Residuos? ¿Podría hablar con Dirtbike Milksteaks, por favor?

I don't know. But first Scrawler… and now Dikachu… This place isn't what it used to be. When I finally leave, you'll be on your own, buddy!