Does Bullock have contractual obligations to "dance" in most of her movies? Fuck, her *and* Travolta….
Alternately:
Fuck her AND Travolta.

Why did you make me remember what a "Chris Gaines" was? And I was doing so well for almost a year! Damn you!

Why did you make me remember what a "Chris Gaines" was? And I was doing so well for almost a year! Damn you!

Alright, I'll have to give Willis another shot, since Dog was the only one I've tried so far.
And Jerome. Also on the list.

Alright, I'll have to give Willis another shot, since Dog was the only one I've tried so far.
And Jerome. Also on the list.

I've read the Willis book, but not Three Men….
I thought her book was…*okay*.  Would I have enjoyed it more if I had read the other one first?

I've read the Willis book, but not Three Men….
I thought her book was…*okay*.  Would I have enjoyed it more if I had read the other one first?

Tom Fontana?

Tom Fontana?

Would you do me for blow?

Would you do me for blow?

That song was as good as Stryper's power-metal ballad "Glory(hole)"

That song was as good as Stryper's power-metal ballad "Glory(hole)"

As are the times James Deen choke-fucked me between scenes of our upcoming movie together….  Let's run the clip.

As are the times James Deen choke-fucked me between scenes of our upcoming movie together….  Let's run the clip.

(Also: Bwaaaaaamp.)

(Also: Bwaaaaaamp.)

@Dikachu:disqus That's a great impersonation of little ChingChing from Temple of Doom…

@Dikachu:disqus That's a great impersonation of little ChingChing from Temple of Doom…

I totally agree that Bear is awesome. Probably my favorite "new cast member" on any show in a long time.