Good job Caruso. I came in here to see who would make the joke, but your version still made me laugh.

Japan, that's a terrible plan. Your house has windows all over the place that zombie hordes would just bust into. And how would you get food?

Am I the only one who liked episodes two and three more?
I thought this episode was the worst one so far. If you're going to make an unbelievable show about singing dancing high school students, shouldn't it be unbelievable in a fun way?

I loved the original so much
that I even downloaded the music. Never before have I kept video game music on my mp3 player, but still every time a song comes up I smile. It was the rare truly perfect game.

Louis, have you checked out World War Z? I thought it was a great book that does exactly what you're talking about.

If I may, my ratings for the polarizing movies listed in the article (out of five stars):

Concentrated Napoleon Dynamite would be much better.
The best description I've heard of Napoleon Dynamite is that it's a couple of really great scenes and ideas stretched out to feature length. If you could just concentrate it down to to 20 minutes, you'd have a really funny short film. But as it is, I'm never…

Yes! I always heard Jay in my head too. It's terrible to have that image shattered.

Arsenio, definitely watch Ocean's 11. Just make sure to never watch 12 or 13. They are abominations that work hard to ruin your memory of the original.

He made some obnoxious comment about how some meatballs or something looked like testicles. I was very tired and not paying attention, and then I thought, "hey, that's an obnoxious comment." And then two seconds later I processed, "Oh no, that's that bastard Toby!"

Using the "one good scene and no bad ones" theory, Spiderman 2 was a great movie. The scene where he falls unconscious and the train passengers take care of him has really stayed with me.

It's not from film. It's one of the ridiculous old urban legends on drugs. See below. Note their cite is from 1973.

I'm with you, hatin. I was really disappointed to hear that they kept the badly done stereo. I thought that would have been one of the major fixes in the remaster.

Ha. Just realized you posted this before I did. I agree. I can't understand what the judges are thinking.

The winning outfit
I thought the winning suit looked like something a prostitute would wear. It was absolutely hideous. I really don't understand what the judges see that I don't.

MBS, that was the one where they licked the liberty bell, right? Agreed, definitely one of their best episodes. They should do more of those adventure/quest episodes. The New Years Eve one was also great.

Thanks Chernobyl. With two votes in favor, I'm thinking I might check it out. I need more comedy in my life. And I agree that the quest for the mother is a little eh, but it's just a framing device. I take it or leave it.

How I Met Your Mother, and The Big Bang Theory
I couldn't agree more on How I Met Your Mother. I was kinda shocked how much I liked it. It hides a lot of excellent writing in its "standard sitcom" package.

If you don't have a DVR, Hulu is the only way to watch Hell's Kitchen. I get through the show in about half the time.

So, umm, how does it sound?
I get it, it's funny to try to do a review of the Beatles. But you left out the most important part: