I'm happy that the Clippers were able to get through all of Sterling's bullshit, but that doesn't change the fact that I absolutely hate the way they carry themselves on the court. When they aren't whining to the refs after EVERY SINGLE CALL, they're flopping on minimal to no contact. Chris Paul is up there with James…

AND YOUR MOTHER! AND YOUR MOTHER!

Maybe you should spend a little less time in front of the idiot box and a little more time parenting your Reaganomics loving son.

If they don't, I won't consider season four canonical.

Airplane! and it isn't close.

The Band - In a Station
The Ramones - Today Your Love, Tomorrow The World
Bruce Springsteen - I'm Goin' Down
Fats Domino - Whole Lotta Lovin'
Ennio Morricone - Brothers (from The Mission score)

NBA Playoffs Thread

I have confessed to an embarrassing amount of people in real life that I would watch the bejesus out of a Coach/Mrs. Coach sex tape.

Does Haley come with the house?

Playing this as well and hoping to finish this weekend. I'm a little more than halfway through (Sequence 7) and the game is a total slog. There's nothing inherently wrong with the game mechanics, but the colonial setting means there isn't a lot of room for fluid parkour fancy footwork. Most of the "side-quests" are…

Between Buffy, Willow and Dawn, who would've thought that Buffy would have the hardest time in her career?

Bruce Springsteen - Kitty's Back
David Bowie - Fill Your Heart
Queens of the Stone Age - Another Love Song
Simon & Garfunkel - Save The Life Of My Child
Warren Zevon - Ourselves to Know

Fuck that. He has Hannibal to work on.

Can we expect every clip where Jimmy Fallon leeches off the talent or popularity of a celebrity on the newswire from here on out?

[Internal monologue]: "@avclub-6c6094f256f51e83fe02bce6091163e7:disqus never throws up at home."

You underestimate Hayden's power!

"Bitch, can you dig your man?"

As a Cubs fan, there are few televised sports events worse than a Cubs game on Fox Saturday Baseball with Joe Buck (Cardinals play-by-play announcer for 16 years) and Tim McCarver (Cardinals catcher for 10 years). Not an inning goes by where Buck doesn't bring up the Cubs' World Series drought or one of the many other…

How can Lorne's head be up his ass when Jimmy Fallon has been up there for the last decade?

What about Lieutenant Buttocks?