It's called a Jack-and-Jill arrangement. No, not like the Adam Sandler movie. And now let's never speak of that again.

Awesome sistering, that's what it is.

I prefer Sarah Hyland (as if my fanboyishness for her hasn't already made it clear by now).

This is, IMHO, probably the strongest comedy night ABC's had since this particular show premiered, and this episode especially probably in my top three of this show. Modern Family doesn't have the character moments that Suburgatory has for example, or even The Middle (to borrow again from Todd's Two Broke Girls review…

That's the opposite of how I see it - it's calling out George, and dads everywhere, for their regressive attitudes on sex and offering at least a more reasonable alternative while showing why it's so hypocritical. In fact I thought the whole point of the plot was that it was George, not Tessa, who's ultimately…

Condoms at all would just spoil the moment as far as Lisa's concerned.

When Todd wrote his latest review of Two Broke Girls he said that he didn't mind if the sitcom wasn't funny as long as he liked the characters and the little world they inhabit. Well, I have to say, I really like Tessa, George, the zany characters that surround them and the little Chatswick they inhabit a lot. Seems…

I agree, also this saves me from having to say "I'm not touching that one."

So it seems like, in conclusion, CBS is far better at being NBC than NBC.

And revisited when Billie Dee Williams guest starred as a close associate of Byron's.

The difference between JAG on NBC and JAG on CBS is one, I submit, of philosophy of the networks. I'm not familiar with JAG on NBC at all but I'm going to guess they tried to make it Law & Order wearing a military uniform. CBS, on the other hand, seems to really know how to spin a successful techno-thriller procedural…

Diahanne Carroll! That's what's her face!

"What does keep Neal in those fancy ties? If the FBI subsidizes him, it can’t be much more than a consultant’s actual base salary. Have they detailed this before and I missed it?" Half of it is the fact that he's raiding Byron's closet, the other half being free to spend all of his consultant's pay as he sees fit as…

I'll disagree with the -1 (I thought the lighting was ok for the purposes it served) but yes, that's a record +3 for House with nothing knocking it down. Good job episode writer!

Wait Fame lasted six seasons? Then what the heck was that one show that was about singing that bombed last year or so?

at least we have a clearer idea what the exact nature of their disappearance is - it's not like they've never aged and were in hiding the whole time. That's…something?

Jorge Garcia young? A quick check on Wikipedia confirms NO!

all the commercials were meh, no exceptions

To answer your questions, Fame and Cop Rock had season runs that can be fairly called microscopic.

The bear rug's a bit more strategically placed as a necessity in my case.