All hail Emperor Arturius!

…wait…ordering two performers to have sex in order to improve their performance? Especially underaged kids (at least sticking to their ages in Glee-world)? Wouldn't this, oh, I dunno, be exactly the kind of mega-huge scandal Republicans would salivate over to take the heat off of Cain?

There needs to be a ratings meter for the reviews themselves because this is an A+. Turk needs his own show, damnit!

I don't know if this is one of those things that qualify as "this doesn't get said often enough," but I honestly think you're a pretty good reviewer, Rowan. It shows here.

http://youtu.be/ttSUjpFMw_A

Also, the reveal at the end regarding House's "construction zone" was the second funniest thing I've seen today.

Damn you Zack for taking away most of what I wanted to talk about! But yeah, I'd give it a B, which is still good IMHO but not quite as good as you've been rating it, but then again I've been giving C's (or even C-'s) where you've been giving B's. I think your grading scale's still fair though.

The former, though I was thinking more an essay on, say, this episode (or Go Bullfrogs) compared to last week's Last Man Standing. Though I'd like to volunteer to do Geek Charming if no one's doing that :p

" but the most uplifting was how little these ladies seem to hate everyone else on earth." Ah yes, the canon hallmarks of a review not by Todd.

Goddamn you Tim Tebow and more importantly Josh McDaniels for making the Broncos a fucking sideshow and a joke. I hope someone gelds the two of you.

Hey Donna does AV Club do guest reviews?

Hey Donna does AV Club do guest reviews?

uhhh…what?

Yeah, it would actually be pretty funny if it turned out Haley IS as unpopular as Alex. Either that or I guess we'll have to wait for Geek Charming for Haley to have actual friends.

…this episode's picture turned me off from this show forever. Unless it's supposed to be a horror show, then it's extremely effective.

…ok, need to ask - what do you think of the discussion from the last episode that ended up spilling into Last Man Standing no less?

wut

…I am so glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

I was talking to my aforementioned friend about this conversation and we both went back to Joyce Chopra's 1985 classic Smooth Talk and long story short watch that movie if you want to know what would happen to Haley in real life.

Don't forget Wilfred. Goddamn I can't wait for summer.