Danzig is a band. Danzig is also a city. Point for me, nitpicker.

"Rock You Like a Hurricane" isn't about rock music at all. It's about how you will be destroyed by the hurricane-like power of the singer's cock.

Warsaw
Laibach (German for city of Ljubljana)
Danzig (not my favorite band ever, but they don't completely suck)
Beirut
Earth is named after the earth…does that count as a place name?

I'm blanking on specific titles, but pick up any generic '50s rockabilly compilation, and every song will likely have rocking as its main theme, to exaggerate only slightly. Rocking with My Baby, Rockin' Corvette, Rockin' Santa, Rockety Rock Rock Mama, ad infinitum. Seems like once the style developed, the only…

Denim and Leather
Brought us all together
It was you that set the spirit free

Ad hominem?

Red herring.

Non sequitur.

I taste like Cocoa Pebbles and Ramen. I really need to go grocery shopping.

Who are you calling a fop, you popinjay?

Something like that. Hard to perceive the point through the sarcasm.

Either/or fallacy: either you care about Thurston & Kim's marriage, or you're a nihilist who cares about nothing. There are no other options.

I find it extremely weird that people who are not Thurston or Kim have opinions about their marriage.

I often watch how-to-play-guitar videos…there's usually something off about the teachers, which makes me think of this sketch, over and over again.

Sounds like Facebook has made you a prisoner.

I'm working on a show called "Step on a Crack, Break Your Mother's Back." The idea is to rigorously investigate the one or two cases in history where a mother's back was broken soon after her kids stepped on a crack…and we'll just ignore the ten bazillion cases where stepping on a crack didn't seem to do anything.

I don't know what a lot of those terms mean. If only there were some sort of Learning Channel that'd teach me about science.

X-Ray Spex, "Oh Bondage Up Yours"

I don't like to think, "I am watching a children's show." I much prefer, "I am watching a family show, with children who don't exist." My imaginary kids love Doctor Who!

Cool, she read my letter!