Jesus, I can't stand the CM vocals!  It's like a 14-year-old's idea of what scary or intense should sound like: just embarrassing.  There are loads of metal bands that are right up my alley, musically, but the CM vocals kinda ruin it for me.  Also, I can't understand a word they're saying, so whatever statement the…

Muddy!

I predict lots of bottle episodes.

I was an English major, so it's endlessly hilarious for me.

Stewart Lee, I will shove my thick cock in your throat you gay lord. (Hiewy, Youtube)

My favorite critic quotes are the ones that seem vaguely positive at first glance, but are actually just neutral descriptions of the genre the movie belongs to.  E.g., "A new supernatural thriller!" (Roger Ebert).

It all makes sense now: Tarkovskys_former_AD is really Robyn Hitchcock!

Award for embarrassing, jarring, over-the-top theme goes to Veronica Mars.

What a cool feature…I can't resist lists of things…fun fact: Dylan Carlson is really into Fairport Convention.

He really put some thought into this.  I thought that there were only 2-3 reasons to hate this song, but apparently, there are many, many more.

Standby argument would be Jethro Tull winning best metal album.

In the next round of Undercover, someone must cover "Arthur's Theme," as Captain Beefheart might have done it.

And Spartacus is a Jacobean revenge tragedy (with full-frontal nudity).

You're really bleating that pun into the ground…he said with a sheepish grin…ungulate.

Bootleg copy from a friend…when I mentioned it earlier, I forgot that it was something of a rarity that most people haven't seen…it's really good, though!

We Jam Econo + You're Gonna Miss Me (Roky Erickson) + MC5: A True Testimonial.  Hard to be objective about "greatest music documentary of all time," since I'll usually really like the movie if I really like the band.

Sweet, just found X: The Unheard Music on Hulu…thanks for the tip.

Here's Mike Watt talking about his van, for Kelley Blue Book…

Penises before shenises?

Look at me, I'm the eccentric dapper aristocrat, Lord Dumb-Diddly-Unt-Unt.