I agree that this song blows, but I've gotta admit that it pushes some happy nostalgia buttons for me, from when I heard it on the Sesame Street Xmas special when I was a kid.

I thought of Maron too.  As a fan of the podcast, I'm totally on his side, despite all the negative shit he tells us about himself…so I wonder what it would take to turn me against him.

I thought of Maron too.  As a fan of the podcast, I'm totally on his side, despite all the negative shit he tells us about himself…so I wonder what it would take to turn me against him.

Well, if you dress like a Nazi all the time, and everyone says, "that's cool, because you're Lemmy," then you're probably immune to scandal.

Well, if you dress like a Nazi all the time, and everyone says, "that's cool, because you're Lemmy," then you're probably immune to scandal.

I expect Hollywood celebrity types to be assholes to some degree, but I'd be seriously bummed out if I found out that certain of my punk rock heroes were total scumbags.  If Mike Watt were a pedophile, or if Ian MacKaye secretly operated sweatshops in Burma, that would be really depressing.  Likewise: Noam Chomsky.

I expect Hollywood celebrity types to be assholes to some degree, but I'd be seriously bummed out if I found out that certain of my punk rock heroes were total scumbags.  If Mike Watt were a pedophile, or if Ian MacKaye secretly operated sweatshops in Burma, that would be really depressing.  Likewise: Noam Chomsky.

Bo Carter doesn't have a raunchy song about crackers, but he's got a great one about biscuits (Your Biscuits Are Big Enough for Me).  And hot dogs (Please Warm My Weiner).

Bo Carter doesn't have a raunchy song about crackers, but he's got a great one about biscuits (Your Biscuits Are Big Enough for Me).  And hot dogs (Please Warm My Weiner).

B-52s, "Strobe Light"

B-52s, "Strobe Light"

Wait…isn't a Stratocaster already worth about $1,000?  That's some hell of a thank-you gift.

Wait…isn't a Stratocaster already worth about $1,000?  That's some hell of a thank-you gift.

You can cheat on the mountain bike races: come in last, and then shoot all the guys waiting at the finish line with your sniper rifle.  I tried to do it legit, but biking up that fucking mountain drove me crazy.

You can cheat on the mountain bike races: come in last, and then shoot all the guys waiting at the finish line with your sniper rifle.  I tried to do it legit, but biking up that fucking mountain drove me crazy.

1) Discovered that you can hitch 5 or 6 tractors together (in San Andreas), and form a big tractor centipede that moves at 2 mph.

1) Discovered that you can hitch 5 or 6 tractors together (in San Andreas), and form a big tractor centipede that moves at 2 mph.

Title should be changed to "…invade Canada again."

Title should be changed to "…invade Canada again."

The Cramps were true masters of the single entendre, where the "clean" meaning on the surface of the song doesn't really make any sense, leaving us with only the dirty meaning below.